wacky wacky wack
Wacko wacko, who wants to hear a funny ass joke!
cookienun:

hey kids wanna buy some drugs
ragecomics4you:

Nothing has ever seemed more legit than thishttp://ragecomics4you.tumblr.com
peterfromtexas:

You have to let the fear go, Neo

gingerbatch-addict:

salaamender:

Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar

This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen

(via purplehairedbasketballer)

saltwaterliving:

what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do
feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

tastefullyoffensive:

“Bye honey, I’m off to work.” [x]

laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

(Source: allantruong, via fake-mermaid)

sentinalsofseveredflesh:

These things are fucking terrifying

(Source: gingerdeer, via peterpansrabbit)

oli-k-ase-me-llamo-lia:

la wea bacanxd aksjhd

introbulus:

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

I sea.

(Source: fionaelizabeth, via where-the-wild-thing-lives)

how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know

image

(Source: officialkrudd, via igurgyou)

(Source: sighsomemore)

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.