wacky wacky wack
Wacko wacko, who wants to hear a funny ass joke!
digger-bick:

lacunal:

this is really well done

and thats what you get for being a greedy asshole

intractably:

Kindness.

It doesn’t cost a damn thing. 

Sprinkle that shit everywhere.

(Source: intractably, via crestlessly)

dajo42:

reverse werewolves. wolves that turn into confused but excited humans every month at the full moon and run around doing weird human stuff until they wake up the next day in the middle of an office with a suit loosely draped over their wolf form

(via crestlessly)

vondell-swain:

vondell-swain:

missyzu:

Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado.

wh
get out of there fireman what are you doing
there’s a tornado

I can’t stop laughing at this fireman
he’s just standing there going
“well darn, look at that.
fire tornado.
huh.”

jpgay:

when ur eating something soft and hear a crunch

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(Source: boyx, via fake-mermaid)

senpai-aleksandr:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

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(Source: communistbakery, via fake-mermaid)

crimewave360:

shinygays:

My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.

hun

(via where-the-wild-thing-lives)

nickelbackthatassup:

no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/

(via fake-mermaid)

Marvel’s biggest secret is how they make Robert Downey Jr. appear taller than he actually is…

mcdownies:

crimsonpoppyfields:

thefrogman:

RDJ is 5’ 8½”

Gwyneth (5’ 9”) and we know she is wearing killer heels ALL the time

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Chris (6’ 0½”)

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Problem solved.

[spelledjustlikeescape]

I think I just bloody died scrolling down and seeing rdj wearing heels.

always reblog rdj in his hooker heels

(Source: my-tenerife-sea, via jodyrobots)