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Wacko wacko, who wants to hear a funny ass joke!

crimewave360:

shinygays:

My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.

hun

(via where-the-wild-thing-lives)

nickelbackthatassup:

no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/

(via fake-mermaid)

Marvel’s biggest secret is how they make Robert Downey Jr. appear taller than he actually is…

mcdownies:

crimsonpoppyfields:

thefrogman:

RDJ is 5’ 8½”

Gwyneth (5’ 9”) and we know she is wearing killer heels ALL the time

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Chris (6’ 0½”)

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Problem solved.

[spelledjustlikeescape]

I think I just bloody died scrolling down and seeing rdj wearing heels.

always reblog rdj in his hooker heels

(Source: my-tenerife-sea, via jodyrobots)

theonion:



Experts: “We can just keep using the chairs we have.”

icorly:

mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

(Source: asscrab, via nephascope)

unamusedsloth:

Because sometimes you just need a bear.

(via purplehairedbasketballer)

  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

(Source: unalike, via crestlessly)

tastefullyoffensive:

[@robfee]

inked-virtue:

dxcade:

DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE

Literal burn

(Source: rooftoqs, via nephascope)

urtube:

How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

(via fake-mermaid)

HOW ANGRY DO YOU HAVE TO BE, THOUGH

(Source: yungterra, via stagemagic)

I knew I matured when I realized every situation doesn’t need a reaction. Sometimes you just have to leave people to continue to do the lame shit that they do..
(via chicken-nugget-slut)

(Source: theeducatedqueen, via stagemagic)